Re: posting resume

From: Todd Carswell (acarswell@nc.rr.com)
Date: Fri Sep 13 2002 - 11:00:46 GMT-3

My guess is that Guy was poking fun at CCIEs who won't leave the house
unless they're clothed in some sort of garment that has their number
emblazoned upon it. Or those folks who have not yet earned the number,
but they never miss an opportunity to commend themselves for their
numerous other certifications.

Am I right, Guy? ;-)

Todd

Brian McGahan wrote:

>All I have to say about this is... I'm glad I'm not CCIE #7000 :)
>
>Brian McGahan, CCIE #8593
>Director of Design and Implementation
>brian@cyscoexpert.com
>
>CyscoExpert Corporation
>Internetwork Consulting & Training
>http://www.cyscoexpert.com
>Voice: 847.674.3392
>Fax: 847.674.2625
>
>
>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: nobody@groupstudy.com [mailto:nobody@groupstudy.com] On Behalf
>>
>Of
>
>>GSBraver
>>Sent: Wednesday, September 11, 2002 8:01 PM
>>To: Scott Morris; 'Guy Fawkes'; ccielab@groupstudy.com
>>Cc: security@groupstudy.com
>>Subject: Re: posting resume
>>
>>Wow seconded.
>>
>>Personally I don't think there is anything wrong with having an email
>>signature with your certifications, and contact information.
>>
>>I.E.
>>Some Idiot Guy -
>>CCIE# 7000. MCSE, ...
>>393 Some Cheesy Street
>>Idiotville, South Dakota
>>"Some Cheesy Slogan!"
>> http://www.someidiotwebsite.com
>>phone number
>>
>>Certainly if you were to give someone your business card you would
>>
>have
>
>>this
>>information on it.
>>
>>my .02
>>
>>----- Original Message -----
>>From: "Scott Morris" <swm@emanon.com>
>>To: "'Guy Fawkes'" <fawkesinc@netscape.net>; <ccielab@groupstudy.com>
>>Cc: <security@groupstudy.com>
>>Sent: Wednesday, September 11, 2002 7:36 PM
>>Subject: RE: posting resume
>>
>>
>>>Wow. ;)
>>>
>>>-----Original Message-----
>>>From: nobody@groupstudy.com [mailto:nobody@groupstudy.com] On Behalf
>>>
>Of
>
>>>Guy Fawkes
>>>Sent: Wednesday, September 11, 2002 6:25 PM
>>>To: ccielab@groupstudy.com
>>>Cc: security@groupstudy.com
>>>Subject: posting resume
>>>
>>>
>>>This is an open letter to all those professionals on this list that
>>>
>feel
>
>>>compelled to offer up their resume as part of their autosignature in
>>>every single correspondence they make:
>>>
>>>Keep up the good work. In fact, I suggest you take it one step
>>>
>further
>
>>>because you never know when a prospective employer will be reading a
>>>thread about securing Voice over SNA (VoSNA) or how to authenticate
>>>
>OSPF
>
>>>sessions with a router that was manufactured in Paraguay and offer
>>>
>you a
>
>>>job there.
>>>
>>>For instance, instead of having the following:
>>>
>>>
>>>- Some Idiot Guy -
>>>CCIE# 7000 (Security, Routing/Switching, Moonwalking)
>>>CISSP,CCSA,CSS1,SCSA,SCNA,MCSE,MCT,MCP,MCNE,CNE,CNA,CNI, PMP,
>>>PIMP,CPA,CBJG,NET+,A+,BJ+,CBGB Some Cheesy Company
>>>393 Some Cheesy Street
>>>Idiotville, South Dakota
>>>"Some Cheesy Slogan!"
>>>http://www.someidiotwebsite.com
>>>Toll-Free: 1.800.99.Idiot (43468)
>>>
>>>
>>>Make it look like this:
>>>
>>>- Some Idiot Guy -
>>>CCIE# 7000 (Security, Routing/Switching, Moonwalking)
>>>CISSP,CCSA,CSS1,SCSA,SCNA,MCSE,MCT,MCP,MCNE,CNE,CNA,CNI, PMP,
>>>PIMP,CPA,CBJG,NET+,A+,BJ+,CBGB Some Cheesy Company
>>>393 Some Cheesy Street
>>>Idiotville, South Dakota
>>>"Some Cheesy Slogan!"
>>>http://www.someidiotwebsite.com
>>>Toll-Free: 1.800.99.Idiot (43468)
>>>
>>>Work Experience:
>>>
>>>1990-1995
>>>Chief Bottle Washer for Escobar Shark Attraction and Cocaine
>>>
>Emporium in
>
>>>Dump Water Florida. Chief Responsibilities included impressing the
>>>tourists with my fantastically ridiculously long list of
>>>
>qualifications
>
>>>as Ibm washing their empty beer glasses.
>>>
>>>1996-1996
>>>Brief Stint as a cross-dresser for WeakLibido fantasy camp in
>>>
>Bangkok,
>
>>>MD. Responsibilities included cross dressing. Also learned how to
>>>
>fix
>
>>>the copier (my first job in IT).
>>>
>>>1996-1996
>>>Held brief occupation as bStreet Walkerb. Responsibilities
>>>
>included
>
>>>walking lower Manhattan dressed only in a sandwich board that read
>>>bWill Network for Foodb. It was here that I learned Advanced ISP
>>>
>BGP
>
>>>from bCrazy Carlb the street peddler.
>>>
>>>1996-2000
>>>Instructed in various (and now defunct) b8 Minute MCSEb programs
>>>offered by Scru-You Technologies (not affiliated with Microsoft).
>>>
>As
>
>>>seen on TV.
>>>
>>>2001-Present
>>>Sysco Systems. Performed various heavy lifting of plastic-ware
>>>
>products
>
>>>and drove the Sysco Truck and even repaired the Sysco Truck on three
>>>separate occasions. Repairs included changing the engine starter,
>>>upgrading the rims, and installing the stereo (a mandatory
>>>
>requirement
>
>>>of the Sysco Drivers Union).
>>>
>>>Education:
>>>
>>>1979-1983
>>>School of Hard Knocks b Midnight, Mississippi
>>>Was often taunted and prodded for my gay-like physique. This
>>>
>included
>
>>>numerous beatings and exposure to Mississippi fire crawdads. Also
>>>
>did
>
>>>stints on the river they filmed bDeliveranceb on. Burt Reynolds
>>>didnbt have it as hard as I didb& there was no deliverance for me.
>>>
>>>1984-1988
>>>Bachelors in Sanskrit Etymology
>>>Diploma Mill University, New Delhi India
>>>Discovered what the true meaning of the word bisb is, with all the
>>>ramifications and privileges thereof. Also minored in Kama Sutra
>>>studies for the handi-capable. NASA technologies has made great
>>>
>strides
>
>>>in helping the handi-capable achieve carnal bliss and the story of
>>>
>their
>
>>>struggle in the carnal arts deserves to be told.
>>>
>>>Just a helpful suggestion,
>>>Guy Fawkes
>>>
>>>
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